If there was a pill…
That made you feel good.
That strengthened every muscle in your body.
That made body fat disappear.
That increased your sex drive.
That reduced stress.
That allowed you to sleep better.
That gave you energy.
That made your muscles appear more sexy.
That made you move with athleticism.
That had you fit into clothes better.
That improved your balance.
That gave the future you feelings of positivity instead of uncertainty.
That made you eat more nutritionally.
That allowed you to enjoy treats without all that guilt nonsense.
That, if a woman, or a lass, made you feel more empowered. (aye, #liftmetoo)
That, if a man, or a lad, made you feel like a dude.
That improved your mood.
That increased creativity.
That increased body confidence.
That made you happier.
That was good for your bones.
That could reduce chronic disease and increase the strength of your immune system.
That would help brain health, including memory.
That gave you power.
That strengthened your core.
That would aid in relaxation.
Would you take it.
Just twice a week Training like an Athlete and the pill is yours.
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